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Whats green and got 366 legs? Grass (I lied about the legs)

How do you kill an entire circus? Go for the Juggler

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.

Whats E.T. short for? Because he's got little legs

How do you make a bear cross? You get two bears and you nail them together

If Beethoven were alive today, what would he be famous for? His age!

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you? Theres an "E" on his pyjamas!

Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be aspirins.